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The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.
"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"
"really,..
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A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly
George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowher..
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The soft folds of skin in a woman's vagina
I'd like to get between her queefquilts.
See vagina, clam ditch, roast beef curta..