Motherhood

What is Motherhood?


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That feeling of tingly warmness after 10 months and 25 hours of pain blood and suffering.

as we sew you up, you can look at that beautiful 8 pounder over there, and start that long 18 year walk of death we call motherhood

See sex, baby, mommy, blood, pain


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