Mother's Custard

What is Mother's Custard?

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

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