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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..
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How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.
Considering all the domestic abuse in ..
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The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
See invert, inverted..