What is Motorcycle?
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A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
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A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
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Motorcycles are the best form of adrenaline rush because when you get off one you say, "wow i'm still alive!"
My motorcycle keeps my heart healthy.
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An attractive girl wearing her hair in pigtails, which you want to grab, use as handlebars, and ride her all night long
Gee, those pigtails on Sarah sure make me want to grab on and ride her like a motorcycle.
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A machine that is rode to make sure you die before natural causes hit you. Great thing to get the blood flowin...and other bodily fluids
Johnny: I got laid 3 times last night because of that motorcycle I swear.
Billy:
Orly ? Dennis died on his last year.
Johnny: Well atleast he died before a blood clot hit him.
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6.
A sexual position or the act in which the girl has her hair tied up in pigtails, and while hitting it from the back in doggy style the man grabs on to the pigtails as "handlebars" and makes a "vroom vroom" noise simulating a motorcycle.
"Dam I motorcycled my girl all night long!!"
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Internet slang for "absolutely correct" or "I totally agree with you." A contraction of the cryptic phrase "this is the correct motorcycle" of the same meaning.
"FC used to be an interesting place, before the smart people left and the high school kiddies took over"
"Motorcycle!"
