What is Motted?
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Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.
Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.
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A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings.
John is a Fanny Patty.
See Kookaburra..