What is Motu?
1.
n. Master of the Universe
A titled earned for proclaiming the abbreviation 'motu', usually with some witty or comical banter, on an online forum.
G: i'm in europe. motu
Noel: /played.. /cry... /motu!
G: i'm still in europe. motu
Chris: motu?
Chris: motu!
mxy: motu!1!
G: mmm.. 420.... motu
Jed: i'm at work =( motu
Kold: i've got a new job. motu
Chris: i'm mestizo. motu bitches
Chris is clearly motu.
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2.
1. n. Mark Of The Unicorn (Abbreviated MOTU).
Mark of the Unicorn (MOTU) is a leading developer of music software and audio recording technology for personal computers. MOTU was founded in 1980 and has been developing music software since 1984.
2. n. Masters Of The Universe (Abbreviated MOTU).
A popular 1980's toy line produced by Mattel (later made into an animated series) featuring
1. Holy Fucking Shit! One of M.C. Hammer's dancers escaped from Hammer Mansion with a Mac and MOTU Digital Performer!
2. Gary: You ever think He-Man might be gay?
Ace: No Doubt dude, no doubt.
Yanni: I'd hit it.
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Master(s) Of The Universe: Any widely acclaimed (in the popular press), often extravagantly compensated corporate CEO, media mogel, entertainment personality, university president, politician, or NGO head who spews forth the very Multi-cult/PC/collectivist tripe that has failed Western civilization for decades as THE answer to one or another crisis du jour - said crisis having been brought about in the first place by the prior enactment of similar, empty-headed school boy/beauty queen sophistry.
Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Oprah, Donna Shalala, George Bush, and George Soros are all widely celebrated MOTUs.
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a rare species with a mancunian accent, resembles a michelin man with an excessively large stomach causing stability problems, may go by the name wasim
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Motu is finnish abbreviation of modem. Nowadays it mean usually ADSL-box.
Tietokoneessa pitää olla motu että pääsee nettiin
Computer need a motu to get internet
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