Mouch

What is Mouch?


1.

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

See moobs, couch potato, couch, slack

2.

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

See couch, man, lazy, drives to the mailbox, mooch

3.

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.


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