What is Mouldy Sausage?
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The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
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