Mount Blade

What is Mount Blade?


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1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis

2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull

1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life

2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!

See gaming, pc, drinking, skull, horse, archery, bow


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