What is Mount Holyoke College?

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A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!

Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight!

Friend: Mount Holyoke College has no penis, I had to make do!

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