Mount Moonshine

What is Mount Moonshine?


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A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.

Jack: "Man, I don't remember much but I think I climbed Mount Moonshine last night. It was glorious."

Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"

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