What is Mountain Brook?
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While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"
I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.
This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!
People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.
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Mountain Brook is an extremley wealthy town in Alabama. It is FULL of money. Drug use is reasonably common only because no one knows what else to do with all of daddy's money. When we turn 16 our dad will by us a beamer or a h2 or something no less than 40,000$. We are ALWAYS called "Brookies" by all the other surrounding schools. The only place our moms will lets us shop is at Saks. About a year ago a person living in homewood(a nearby town) wrote a book called "The Tiny Kingdom". It is about Mountain Brook and the little things that we do that seem to be so funny to other people. The thing is every word of that book is true. Clothing is pretty much the same year round, For guys its kahki's and a raplh lauren or lacoste, and for girls its pretty much the same thing except they wear seven jeans. If you are a girl at Mountain Brook High School and you do not own a pair of seven jeans, then you are looked down upon. Also if you are not a member of atleast one of the two country clubs here in mountain brook, you will be looked down upon. The only sports mentioned here are golf and tennis, except for football, we live in the south football is huge! So basicly if your daddy loves you, then so will everyone else!
IF YOU ARENT RICH...YOU WONT SURVIVE!!!!
sara-Mom can i go to the mall today?
mom-which one?
sara- brookwood village
mom- NOO, you can only go to the summit, thats where saks is sweetie!
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Located in South-eastern Birmingham. Beverly Hills of the South. Mansions, porsches, beamers, h3's, lakehouses, parents usually own a piece of Birmingham. MB is funny, because people graduate and suddenly realize that the whole world is not white and rich. The girls are either extremely prude, or extremely slutty. Finding one in the middle is RARE.
Alot of people are plastic, phony, and superficial. Pretty much the only good reason to live in Mountain Brook is the education level, it is superb. Also people are generally nice. Drug use is high and crime is low, therefore leading police to harass young people constantly. The police are mostly crooked(you know it's bad when they're ALL on the SWAT team). Also, the parents constantly criticize their kids for using drugs, when most of them are secretly cheating on their wives and abusing prescription drugs.
There is a secret organization of parents called the "Ma-ma mafia". They gossip 24/7 about their children and the members of the community. If you do something strange, they'll know about it.
Judaism is high in MB and tends to rub-off even on the Christians. Often times we find people that are not Jewish who still act as if they were. Stingy, prude, etc.
Mountain Brook is basically Mayberry with money. Everyone knows each other, and the number of high school students at one time barely tops 1,000.
Mountain Brook is now on the map because of a drunk girl.
Hoover and Vestavia need to quit copying Mountain Brook.
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