What is Mountain Brook, Al?
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The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...
A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.
Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"
Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"
Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."
Emily's dad: "Exactly..."
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