What is Mountain Dew?
1.
The essence of life.
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.
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2.
A drink, gave to man as a gift from
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)
"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"
"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
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3.
Highly caffenated and carbonated soda from Pepsico. Very popular, and available at all USA supermarkets. Has the Most caffene than any other popular soda.
When you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or Lan Partying and cant get/afford Jolt, Red Bull or Bawls in your area its a OK subsitute.
"Do The Dew!"
4.
The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?
I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.
A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.
Horny girl: Do u have a condom?
Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.
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6.
Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
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7.
Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!
Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.
