Mountain Don't

What is Mountain Don't?

1.

A rather tasty cocktail made with Jägermeister and Mountain Dew. Best enjoyed whilst watching your team take the fucking Stanley Cup and made popular by the webcomic Hockey Zombie

"Dude, I had like 6 Mountain Don'ts and passed out before the third period!"

See mountain, dew, hockey, jägermeister, cocktail, booze

2.

Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.

Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.

Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.

See mountain, dew, mountain dew, mtn dew, don't
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