What is Mountain Money?
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Toilet paper.
You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
Don't forget to bring the mountain money.
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Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.
Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!
Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
Random Words:
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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water..