Mountain Money

What is Mountain Money?


1.

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

2.

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!

Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.


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