What is Mountain Woman?
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A robust Woman of Tyrolean Origin
Always on the look out for her Mountain Man this alpine beauty has a whole lot of love to give... and one or two schnitzels
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A dirndl-clad inbred native of the high Austrian alps.
Do you think that if Claudia Schiffer eats any more, she'll become mountain woman?
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