What is Mounted?
1.
if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time
friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.
friend 2: you are mounted.
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2.
1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge
Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."
Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."
3.
adj: a woman with a slim upper body and thick lower body.
that girl's hella mounted!
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1.
when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.
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