Mountrosexual

What is Mountrosexual?


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A straight male that may be perceived as metrosexual, but differs from the metro man by choosing to dress in high-end outerwear and embraces a “Mountain Lifestyle”. His wardrobe is the key differentiator and will consist of any brand such as, The North Face, Arc’tryx, Spyder, and Descente. Usually has a painfully common name like Rob (Robo to his friends), and lives in, or near Lodo. This individual snowboards or skis every weekend, preferably at Vail.

I’m riding Vail this weekend with my Mountrosexual friend Robo.

That Mountrosexual is totally kurt!

Check the spendy spyder jacket on that dude, he's defiantly a Mountrosexual.

See metrosexual, ubersexual, snag, vail, lodo, kurt, Kurty


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