What is Mouse?
1.
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
2.
A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me.... what a fag
how can somethin so small be so gawl'damn smart
3.
A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
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4.
1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer
1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.
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5.
A cute, furry little mammal.
Unaffectionate plural: mice
Affectionate plural: mouses
I love my mouses and dogs. WOOF!
6.
Control for the computer.
A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.
I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.
Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.
Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!
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7.
The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.
Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).
