What is Mouse Fuck?
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Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.
Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
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To screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.
"I was changing lanes and that little punk mousefucked me (cut me off)"
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The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!
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a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue ..
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What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFU..