Mouse Mat

What is Mouse Mat?

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

See tampon, puss, pad, cooch

One Minute Shower

1. a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event. b) Typically before work, meeting someone for..

Skid-a-ginch

1. Someone who Doesnt whipe there ass very good; a skid in your ginch. Or she is considered a skid-in-you-ginch "man what a skid-a-gi..

1. Voting enabled. Used in Fark headlines. Caption what the Donald is thinking as his crazy comb-over explodes on a windy day. VE See ve..

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