Mouse Mat

What is Mouse Mat?

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

See tampon, puss, pad, cooch

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