Mouse-girl

What is Mouse-girl?


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Urban myth, A small, dirt-faced, caucasian female residing in Blackrock, Dublin area near dumpsters and DARTstations. It is rumoured to cary caffienein it's veins instead of blood. Estimated heartbeat of 190bpm, sighted around arty coffee shops hanging off the shoulder of home-made-cigarette-smoking wanabes. Collects multicoloured scarves and hats.

Mouse-Girl: Heyguysifoundsomemorescarvesyouwannamakeascififilmicanbethehotgirlificleanthedirtoffamyface!

/High-Pitched


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