Mouselifter

What is Mouselifter?


1.

A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in IT-businesses.A mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.Instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: The Wii...sorry but that pussy-device is fucking ridculous. Move your butt to the nearest gym and grab some weights!

cool guy: Yo homie so what's your bench-press max?

mouselifter: ahhh well you know...i really have no time for that...work and the new GTA Vice City keep me way too busy.

cool guy: Oh yea, so you're the mouselifter kinda guy.

See mouselifter, fitness, workout, gym, muscles, bodybuilding, bodybuilder


0

Random Words:

1. Those flying beetle enemies in Halo 2. Nobody really knows what they're called, so I call them zorkas. "Crap! Zorkas are comi..
1. Unusually large glans on a penis. Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt! See cock, dick, prick 2. to flick ones..
1. To stroke, or otherwise pet the genetaila of another She pettled me. My dick went hard instantly. See stroke, heavy petting, fooling a..