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1. Hand to penis transmitted disease. Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD. See Bob Barker..

1. Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulact..

1. A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger...