Mouser

What is Mouser?


1.

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

See leave, exit, quit, disappear, away, gone, afk

2.

one who has relations with a person of the opposite sex, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.

Casey became a mouser when she hooked up with Paul S the wrester.

3.

Mouser(n) or (adj): Any person who kisses ass persistently.

On Police Academy 1 & 2, The ranking officer that always hated Mahoney; his side-kick Proctor was always kissing this Lt. ass..nstantly.

Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?

Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!

See ass-kisser, brown-nose, brownie points


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