What is Mouseturd?
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A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with
Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!
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When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner
A good cheap date is going to mcd&apo..
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A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
Dude, do you need some help finding your micro peni..