Mouseturd

What is Mouseturd?


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A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.

Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!

Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

See mustard, condiments, ketchup, katshit, burger, hamburger, dog, hotdog, garnish, bbq, barbeque, curse, swear, swearing


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