What is Moustache Comb-over?
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The facial coiffure which arranges one's moustache whiskers in such a way that they occlude the subject's male pattern baldness. A toupee fashioned from one's moustache.
Petunia discovered that the hair was indeed attached, and by attempting to pluck it from Benjamin's jacket, she had unhinged his "moustache comb-over" exposing a great, shiny bald head.
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