Moustache Friday

What is Moustache Friday?

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Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. Drinking and fingering horny girls with moustache lust is guaranteed for all who have the balls to sport a moustache for this occasion.

I can't believe how many chicks I fingered on Moustache Friday!

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