Moustache Napkins

What is Moustache Napkins?


1.

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.

I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

See labia, pussy lips, grilled cheese, fish taco, mud flaps


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