Moustache Napkins

What is Moustache Napkins?

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.

I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

See labia, pussy lips, grilled cheese, fish taco, mud flaps

Assdorito

1. A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language. Steve:..

Drop The Lip Bomb

1. to give head or to suk a penis You dropped the lip bomb on him?..

Neuterism

1. Noun: 1.) The philosophy and/or belief system espousing a gender-neutral society. 2.) Hatred for male or female gendertendencies. 3.) ..

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