Moustache Napkins

What is Moustache Napkins?

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.

I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

See labia, pussy lips, grilled cheese, fish taco, mud flaps

The Whors D'oeuvre

1. When you sleep with a girl, wait till she falls asleep, then you cum in her belly button and sprinkle some of your pubes on top. "..

Alamak

1. Means "OH NO" "OH MY GOD" etc Alamak, I forgot to pick up my girlfriend at the station!!!! See David 2. same as ..

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

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