What is Moustache Napkins?
1.
Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
See
Random Words:
1.
The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quote..
1.
Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..
1.
A person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.
Derived f..
