What is Moustache Napkins?
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Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
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Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.
Most straight prisoners avoid be..
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A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's pussy or a man's groin area.
Bob has crotch rot everyday.
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