Moustache Ride

What is Moustache Ride?


1.

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"

Person 2: "I do; I want one."

2.

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

3.

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

4.

Oral Sex

Who wants a moustache ride?

5.

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

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