What is Moustache Ride?
1.
One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
2.
when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony
yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face
3.
when the person giving oral sex has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
4.
Oral Sex
Who wants a moustache ride?
5.
When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache
To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.
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When someone is so gay that they literally radiate the gayness.
Wow, that drag queen was gaydiating...
