Moustachio Edit Meaning

1.

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

2.

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

3.

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

someone is actually talking to moustachio.

See j-roc

4.

a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt

oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!

See Yamasa