What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
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