What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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It's my own rendition of the Dirty Sanchez...after taking your thumb out of a girls ass, you aim hire then the moustache line (henc..
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1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.
2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.
Sarah is such a poomongere..
