Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Excessful

1. having much excess. duh. "Dude, Kat's party was excessful. I've never seen that much alcohol in one centralized locatio..

Off-white

1. A white person who can socialize with blacks without bieng a wigger, nor a patronizing anglo-saxon with a White Saviour complex. Said p..

Sloboz

1. Sperm in it's splendourus state coming from both teluric and astral testicle! We say teluric to the lower testicle and astral to th..

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