Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Juckfist

1. one who lies(jives)has sex with prostitutes, and repeaditly speaks in negative terms and recieves beatings for it. hey look at that juc..

Zelk

1. notorious time traveler from the future... supreme ruler and master of the internets..... Better not mess with Zelk... I hear that guy..

Confussald

1. A word for being confussed about the whore thats grinding on you at the very moment and you decide that its sexy to do it in a baby crib..

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