Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

W.a.r.d.

1. acronym for What A Rick Day Jack: this day is so beautiful Christian: I will declare it a rick day Connor: W.A.R.D. See ward, rick, ..

Failtard

1. Someone or something who is both an epic failure and a complete fucking retard. This person or thing has no ammbition in life other than..

Floppy Orgasms

1. Cuming when you dont have a hard-on. Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum..

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