What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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a gay guy
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Nigger A Go-Go is a Club that Niggers visit on a regular basis. Also called prison, or a correctional facility.
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a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.
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