What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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taking the initiative to text message somebody. Basically texting the person before they do. Usally the person who always texts first.
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Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greate..
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