What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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Random Words:
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1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
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