Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Unuk

1. An eskimo work for feces. Hey your breath smells like unuk. Did you eat a crap sandwich for lunch? See poop, feces, shit..

Zulskoni

1. A kinkier word for sperm. That dude got his zulskoni in my hair See sperm, jizz, cum, jelly..

Zesty Tango

1. A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan..

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