What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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1.sexual intercourse with a woman.
Excuse me, you know where I can get some great poonpon?
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An insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals
(When staring at your Grandma's weepy flange) "Yo Grapples..
