Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Namcar

1. 1) fast, two wheeled ownage bike that is often confused with a unicycle due to size and weight. 2) see choob that namcar just went vro..

Ass-splosion

1. Noun: When you have explosive diarrhea. As I walked to school I had an ass-splosion, splattering my friends with crap. See diarrhea..

404 Girl

1. A green haired cartoon girl appearing on the 4chan website. As Jimmy attempted to view a post that had been deleted on 4chan he was con..

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