What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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A riot between sailors and Zoot Suits back in the 1940's.
Kevin: November.3, 2005 is when the Zoot Suit Riot report is supposed to..