Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Club Tee

1. A type of t-shirt that buff white guys wear to bars/night clubs. The shirt is tight fighting and usually displays a skull and cross-bon..

Testosticross

1. (test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has b..

The Figel Option

1. A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate that went MIA for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Moustakas Edit Meaning