Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Is That Your Phone?

1. A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back wh..

Nope.

1. a flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of reality and all things associated with said reality. Teacher: your assignmen..

Quality Horizontal Time

1. to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable) laying around goofing of..

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