What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.
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Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.
First person : dude! I was so trashed last ..
