What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Megan was ..
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You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl ..