Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

Zero-upper

1. When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't. I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he z..

Bfilf

1. Best Friend I'd Like (to) Fuck "I've secretly liked her for a while, she's a BFILF" See best, friend, like, t..

Lady-dick

1. an enlarged clit to the point it is like a small penis "most female prowrestlers probably have lady-dick" See clit, lady-dic..

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