What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.
Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game...
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A person who is good looking/cool enough to make others have a tendency to want to ask them out.
guy 1: "Damn, she's real hot..