Moustakas

What is Moustakas?

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

See baseball, bat, popsicle, funny, fetish

$free.99

1. The cost of a free item. "Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99." "Did you steal that shit?&quo..

Quinging

1. A cross between cringing and queefing. WHen I am really excited, I start quinging in anticipation! See quinge, queef, cringe, queefing..

Praj

1. another stupid freshman who loves the 5 cent blow jobs given by Clayborne Harris. A conversation with him is like 20 questions. Teachr..

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