What is Moustakas?
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When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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a swift jab to the atomsapple
nise grambo's death charge
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Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.
Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn ..
