Mousterbation

What is Mousterbation?


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The act of moving a PC mouse back and forth frantically in the hope the computer will work more efficiently.

"Stop mousterbating! It won't make it load any faster..." or "All he does all day is mousterbate!" or "If he carries on with his mousterbation, the PC will crash!"

See masterbate, mouse, pc, computer, wank


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