What is Mouth Breather?
1.
A stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like P Diddy.
P Diddy is a mouth breather
2.
A person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches Fox News and Nascar with religious zeal.
Donnie shops at Evil-Mart like all the other mouth breathers.
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Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.
1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.
4.
A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.
1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
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Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.
A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.
Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.
Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.
Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.
Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.
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A sun smilin' mouth-breather.
One who can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Usually wears a Cleveland Browns shirt.
"Hey look at that sun smilin' mouth breather, I sure hope a cloud blocks out that sun before he drools all over himself."
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Someone who's been in too many fistfights and thus has had the ability to breathe through the nose beaten out of him. The usual implication is that the ability to use the brain has also been beaten out of him.
My bookie sent a mouth breather to collect for him, but when the goon tried to get me to head to the ATM with him I escaped for the moment by saying his shoe was untied.
