Mouth Fart

What is Mouth Fart?


1.

The sudden expulsion of air that shoots through your closed lips when someone says something really funny or really stupid.

Bimbo: I think I'll run for president

Normal Person: Pfbtpfbtpfbt!!! You just made my mouth fart.

See fart, air, laugh, surprise, noise, mouthfart

2.

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.

" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."

"Let your mouth fart be your guide."


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