Mouthwasher Edit Meaning

1. That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise. I spent the morning knocking on heaven's door...

1. The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump. I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before..

1. middle aged perverted man that makes every phrase a sexual innuendo. conceited, stuck up, drunk who enjoys chasing after much younger wo..