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A girl that is so ugly you have to put a paperbag over her head while having sex so that you aren't disgusted.
Girl: Am I your li..
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baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.
Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to t..
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n. An internal fart that can be heard by others. No smell is emitted, but a violet colonic vibration is felt by the person suffering the..