What is Move The Brown Couch To The Basement?
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Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."
Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."
