What is Move The Strawberries?


1.

The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.

Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.

"So how did your date go?"

"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"

"Did you move the strawberries?"

"Of course! Frigid bastard"

See picnic, dating, flirting, eating, food


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