What is Move The Strawberries?
1.
The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.
Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.
"So how did your date go?"
"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"
"Did you move the strawberries?"
"Of course! Frigid bastard"
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