Movie Jacker

What is Movie Jacker?


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You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jackit during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.

Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

See jack, voyeurism, exhibitionism, inappropriate


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