What is Movie Theater Nerd Bastard?
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The one scrawny, meek voiced loser who works at a movie theater and tries to demonstrate his power by asking people to move or telling them they can't sit on the floor when they've just paid for a goddamn movie and there are no seats.
Common phrases: "My gawd it's so dry in here!"
"Comeon gois you gotta move gois, right now!"
Goddamn movie theater nerd bastard made me get up in the middle of the movie goddamit.