Moving On

What is Moving On?


1.

a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.

E: You look happy.

J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.

E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.

J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.

See splitsville, break up, divorce, quit, finis


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