Moving On

What is Moving On?

1.

a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.

E: You look happy.

J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.

E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.

J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.

See splitsville, break up, divorce, quit, finis
56

Random Words:

Fuggup
1. An act that, while intoxicated, seemed like a good idea at the time. I think removing my clothing and pressing my genitalia against the..
Read more
Retardy
1. Someone who is continually and repeatedly late or virtually never on time. Plays on the fact that there is an element of stupidity in f..
Read more
Vassar Straight
1. a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free