What is Moving The Couch?
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When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
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