What is Mowatt?
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Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.
Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
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when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
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One who's boobs cause them to be hunched over, giving the appearance of an attractive hunchback of notre dam.
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A racial term for a person of Korean descent.
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