What is Mowatt?
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Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.
Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
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All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
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For certain.
This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.
I will be there like stink on rice.
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