What is Mowatt?
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Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.
Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
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Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.
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A word used to describe a stupid fellow, who is also a cunt.
Some quimbecile has soiled themselves in my chair
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A slang term used by big city police describing a beating a resisting suspect receives. Usually a beating made up mostly of kicks to the..
