What is Mowen?
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The name given to a single person who has become so lost in life that they resort to sitting alone at home or at work muttering utter gobshite to themselves and gaining funny looks from everyone else around them.
"That poor feller is a propper Mowen he is... stay away before he spits on you and yell's out shit "
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A gentleman that has the very impressive ability to ejaculate on demand, every time, multiple times in one night.
"Holy mackeral, ..