What is Mowjob?
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n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male ' 
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
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when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower
i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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