Moxie

What is Moxie?


1.

sass, courage, spunk, determination, attitude

That girl's got moxie.

2.

The recommended tool of Accordion Thieves and Disco Bandits everywhere.

You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.

3.

Being so sly and sneaky you could even steal your own pants.

That disco bandit used all of his moxie and snuck up behind himself and stole his pants without being alerted.

See smooth, cool, oldschool, fashionable, calvin

4.

MOCKS-ee, n.

Having moxie means having enough cleverness, skill, creativity, fortitude and cajonesto solve (or, at least, to get out of) a difficult and personally threatening situation.

Originally a Yiddish word, popularized by Moxie soda and the Kingdom of Loathing. The caffienated soda tried to add 'vigor and energy' to the idea of moxie; and KoL invented the adjective (moxious), and made 'moxie' also imply stylishness, accordion skills, and the ability to mix really good drinks.

(Having moxie doesn't always imply that you're the tricksy chutzpahwho caused this situation in the first place, but the terms aren't mutually exclusive either.)

Think Anansi, Bre'r Rabbit, Robin Hood, etc.

"Sure, you'd like to burn off his hair in his sleep. But do you have the moxie to get away with it?"

See moxy, chutzpah, cajones, skillz

5.

The single best soda on the planet. Found only in the northeast. Easily noticed with its bright orange label or can. Tastes like liquid pain.

He Todd, lets go down to Dicks Mini Mart and get us a couple of cold cans of Moxie before we head to Fair Haven.

6.

Moxie (mok'see)n. Something or someone posessing the attribute of "coolness" or having "balls." The next word most likely to be stolen by Paris Hilton and then totally played out.

"Impromptu bra-rides in a convertable around Las Vegas are so totally moxie!"

See cool, balls, awesome, hot

7.

A soda with the following constituent ingredients:

-Orange Soda

-Bubble Gum

-Egg Nog

-Dr. Pepper

-Gingerbread

-Root Beer

...hence its reputation as the most ridiculous soda ever.

Get a moxie RIGHT NOW and tell me if you can't taste all of these!

See egg nog, dr. pepper, gingerbread, root beer, orange soda, Mildo


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