What is Moycon?
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The fact of the matter is, (and it's really hard to explain this in the laymans terms)but if the need ever arose where I would have to explain in detail what moycon is I would have to use the example below:
If someone tied one end of some cat-5 cableing to my genitals and the other end to an oak desk up on the 12th floor of a building and threatened to push the desk over the edge or maybe if someone ate some poop and then waited till they had to poop and then pooped and held a gun to my head and made me eat the pooped poop or heck I suppose even if someone duct-taped me naked to one of those aluminum folding chairs and made me listen to gospel music.
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when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out
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Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.
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Beyond the point of crinkled, which is a step above crunk. Intoxicated to the point where your perception of reality is not relevant to ..